There is no egg in an eggplant, nor ham in a hamburguer, neither apple nor pine in a pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England, not French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which are not sweet, are meat.
If bakers bake, why grocer's don't groce?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?. One goose, 2 geese; so one moose, 2 meese?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
And why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
Your house can burn up as it burns down, you fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm goes off by going on.
Finally, how about when you want to shut down your computer you have to hit ''START''?

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