anachronism

domingo, 30 de mayo de 2010

Pasto Naranja


Gracias gracias gracias. Te amo. Gracias por tu educación a distancia (: por hacerme sentir bien, por quererme, por compartirme un pedacito de vos, por hacerme entender muchas cosas, por entenderme (fundamental!), por enseñarme a entenderme a mi. Por ayudarme a cambiar y mostrarme que no era tan difícil, por cuidarme muchas veces, por hacerme sentir útil, por dejarme saber que vas a estar ahí. Hoy te extraño pero se que en unos días nos volvemos a hablar, remember me :) el resto es pura dichondra!
There is no egg in an eggplant, nor ham in a hamburguer, neither apple nor pine in a pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England, not French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which are not sweet, are meat.
If bakers bake, why grocer's don't groce?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?. One goose, 2 geese; so one moose, 2 meese?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
And why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
Your house can burn up as it burns down, you fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm goes off by going on.

Finally, how about when you want to shut down your computer you have to hit ''START''?

sábado, 29 de mayo de 2010



Tres conclusiones:
1- no soy una iluminada.
2- quiero pasarla bien.
3- te amo con cada pedacito de mi ruludo ser.
Gracias (: